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What? Never been on a farm before? Never killed a pig to make ham or bacon? Dogs eat meat people get used to it . . .

— N. Obody · Mar 3, 09:09 PM · #
Hahaha … Nah we’ve never bin to a farm before. We instead chose to get an education in the city. I hope your farming degree helps to get you a job farm-boy.

— S. Omebody · Mar 3, 10:05 PM · #
“Nah we’ve never bin to a farm before.”
Your grammar and spelling sucks. Looks like your city education sucks as well.
Here you go – no, we’ve never been to a farm before.

— E. Verybody · Mar 3, 10:10 PM · #
Sustenance would be difficult to find in your city if it weren’t trucked in from the farms. I hope your city education has taught you to extract nutrients from concrete and steel city-boy.

— A. Nybody · Mar 3, 10:13 PM · #
With the present crisis I think farm boys have a brighter future ahead of them than city boys…

— Kull · Mar 3, 10:49 PM · #
S. Omebody got schooled!

— A. Warmbody · Mar 3, 10:52 PM · #
I don’t see the big deal either. I eat puppies all the time. Er, I mean pork.

— MyLifeInaCube · Mar 4, 01:22 AM · #
People say things on the internet they would not have the courage to say in real life.

— D. Ouchebagh · Mar 4, 02:59 AM · #
We city boys can read about farm life and if we want we can use our great piles of cash to vacation on farms. But when pictures like this are what get you rednecks excited it’s clear there is little of value in your community. Keep sending dead animals to us, which is your only trade, and we’ll keep paying you next to nothing.

— S. Exybody · Mar 4, 03:05 AM · #
Little value? You pompous prick, when the economy tanks and your deluded ass finds itself hungry with nowhere to turn, these “redneck farmers” won’t even be phased. You are one deluded SOB caught up in the “fast life” – one designed to keep you maintaining the well-oiled machine that serves only the elite few at the top. Think about this, you work for a company that gives you a paycheck, and you go and spend said paycheck at stores most likely owned by the same people just so you can put food in your belly and a roof over your head when you could be doing that ANYWAY, without the middleman… ever heard a lil game called MONOPOLY?

— Deus Bag · Mar 4, 03:12 AM · #
funny picture, i like how the “city-boys” are trying to school the “farm-boys” in the comments but its clear working at your mindless cubicle job that the city has made sucking at life real easy for you guys, i myself find it funny only about 2 comments are about the picture

— That guy · Mar 4, 04:01 AM · #
Ahh the internet – the place where a picture meant to be humorous can turn into a stupid argument.

— Ian L · Mar 4, 05:49 AM · #
Really? This whole city/farm thing is a legit argument? Ok…well… college degree boy apparently has no idea how life would actually work without his books and money and suits and subways and office job. The original intention was clearly that there is nothing too wrong with that picture, life=animals killing each other to survive. Also currently being a college student working at an office myself there is absolutely nothing useful, needy or worthwhile that gets produced in these cities. At least farmers know they’re providing something necessary. And back on point, if you eat meat you should be able to accept how it gets on your plate.

— Bzbody · Mar 4, 06:51 AM · #
This is stupid. Your arguments are retarded and you all seem to be missing the big idea. Now we have a picture to show our wives/girlfriends of cute puppies that will still make them sick.

— Lame Guy · Mar 4, 08:27 AM · #
Couldn’t these be polar bears?

I’m just saying…

— Jimmy Calhoon · Mar 4, 09:00 AM · #
Is it really necessary to fight over a picture cause one city-person decided to be a true ass. Not all of us are like that i moved to the city after living on a farm but i have adjusted to life here. We all have different stories, so don’t get in a huge argument over one person forget it and comment on the picture!
Its kind of scary but it happens so get over it, in the animal world its kill and eat to survive no matter what you eat.

— Wish u were me!!!! · Mar 5, 04:18 AM · #
Almost freaked out I thought those puppies were eating another dog.

— Vanessa · Mar 5, 06:11 PM · #
I’m from the suburbs and all of you sound stupid.

— Makesloveto D. Eadbodies · Mar 6, 10:55 AM · #
““Nah we’ve never bin to a farm before.”
Your grammar and spelling sucks. Looks like your city education sucks as well.
Here you go – no, we’ve never been to a farm before.”

“You’re” grammar sucks just as much if not worse, kiddo.

— Kevin · Mar 6, 11:04 AM · #
Really? I used to think that “you’re” didn’t mean “you are” either, but then I turned six.

— KEVIN IS GAY · Mar 6, 11:17 AM · #
Farm AND cities both orally stimulate equine genitalia. The mountains are where it is located, as they say in the hood.

Bitches.

— Kingdok · Mar 6, 11:51 AM · #
Can I be the first to comment that I grew up on a farm AND have a degree? The two are not mutually exclusive.

— Holle · Mar 6, 12:01 PM · #
I pooped in that pig carcass before the puppies got there.

— Drendel · Mar 6, 12:12 PM · #
Ugh! Those puppies are absolutely darling! also I have skimmed and seen some unnecessary farm/ city comments- as this is the internet and no body gives a fuck, but I digress…

I would like to point out that I own a farm, 45 minutes away from the city as well as attend the third highest ranking university in my state. Number One is Princeton.

Also, I would love to know what kind of puppies those are, as I do not believe they are puppies.

— holly · Mar 6, 12:13 PM · #
I’m from a small town surrounded by farms and used to work in a restaurant with a butcher-shop attached. I took one look at this picture and got hungry for scrapple (with apple butter)… mmmmmm random pig parts mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum

— missa · Mar 6, 12:14 PM · #
I live on a island, with a degree and it don’t matter. I’m still gettin bank chillin. Islands got everyone by the ass. Awwww what now motherfuckas!

— weems · Mar 6, 12:18 PM · #
Most of you are fucking idiots. Different people have different living situations and they’re not necessarily dictated in full by where you live. There are well-meaning, successful city-dwellers and there are cracked out homeless men. There are intelligent and successful farmers and there are unwordly fools. But where you live doesn’t dictate who you are and all of your uninformed judgments just make you all seem like idiots. Shut the fuck up. Grow up. You people make me sick.

— Scott · Mar 6, 12:21 PM · #
Those are definitely polar bears. I live in the desert and am therefore the absolute authority.

— Ridiculocity · Mar 6, 12:22 PM · #
What now? Well.. I guess we’re all a little richer from the extravagance of this pointless comment board.

— C. Unit · Mar 6, 12:24 PM · #
Yo scott I know you miss playin with my balls, but you can’t be a fag forever dude.

— jones · Mar 6, 12:25 PM · #
were all only here to eat sleep shit and breed anyway! so whats the fuss about?

— leslie · Mar 6, 12:44 PM · #
@Kevin – comment 19

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Epic fail! X-D

— F. Atcunt · Mar 6, 02:02 PM · #
Quote:

“What? Never been on a farm before? Never killed a pig to make ham or bacon? Dogs eat meat people get used to it . . .”

— N. Obody · Mar 3, 09:09 PM · #

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AAWwwww some bunny woke up on da wong side of their widdow bed.

— Rage · Mar 6, 02:08 PM · #
People don’t realize the sort of character farm life builds. I’d like to see half of this spoiled generation make it three days out in the country.

— Tenth Speed Writer · Mar 6, 02:20 PM · #
Agriculture – the only essential business!

— Nunya Bizness · Mar 6, 02:21 PM · #
And you think you’re so clever and classless and free,
But you’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see.

— John Lennon · Mar 6, 02:24 PM · #
This is a lovely conversation.

— I. Amlegend · Mar 6, 02:57 PM · #
As a female who grew up on a sheep/cattle farm, is getting her degree in two months, and is a wife, I find it a little offensive that someone would consider me too delicate and not show me. Most of the women I know are not delicate. Babies are delicate. Smallish children are delicate. Sick people are delicate. I am none of those.

I find it flippin’ hilarious. My first thought was “Nom Nom Nom!!”

I never really like pigs…I would much rather have venison and lamb!

— Rachel R. · Mar 6, 03:04 PM · #
Hey E. Verybody , looks like yours spelling sucks rotten balls too, don’t you know you have to capitalize the first letter of the first word of the sentence, bitch?

— pedro3005 · Mar 6, 03:13 PM · #
I can’t believe the argument between farm vs. city got this far.

— J. Esus Christ · Mar 6, 03:14 PM · #
your* (accidental mistype)

— pedro3005 · Mar 6, 03:14 PM · #
That is fucking murder.

— Chris · Mar 6, 03:35 PM · #
Screw all you guys, screw the earth. Now back into outer space!!!!

— Space boy · Mar 6, 03:49 PM · #
I have to say, I’ve spent my entire life in a city, and I still think this picture is pretty funny.

— XYZ · Mar 6, 04:11 PM · #
tickle my balls

— the one · Mar 6, 10:52 PM · #
You’re all missing the point. We need to educate these dogs and convert them to vegans. Give them a couple of bowls of lettuce and they’ll see the error of their carnivorous ways.

— --- --- - - - · Mar 6, 11:22 PM · #
I hate you all.

— Liz · Mar 7, 12:55 AM · #
it appears to me that you are all weirdos?
why do so many of you care a hell of a lot about grammar?
dogs eat meat and so thats why they are eating it which is perfectly natural and normal and vegetarians and vegans are all strange; however people think of puppies as cute and not doing things like that which is why this picture is funny because it is the opposite of normal!
not really much need for discussion its pretty simple
plus i had sex with my girlfriend the other day
so there

— andy · Mar 7, 02:14 AM · #
What a coincidence Andy —I did, too.

— whutevr · Mar 7, 02:40 AM · #
College is overrated, and becoming a thing of the past. Only idiots who can’t think for themselves go to college.

— avisioncame · Mar 7, 02:54 AM · #
Excuse me while I feed the trolls:

College, while perhaps (read: probably) overrated, is absolutely not becoming a thing of the past, and saying that only idiots go to college is either overly cynical or, more likely, the result of sour grapes. If anything, college is becoming even more necessary as a signal to potential employers; in a few decades grad school will be the norm. Really, unless you have phenomenal entrepreneurial spirit, AND a good idea to go with it, you NEED to go to college.

Unless, of course, you’re a farmer. In which case you’re probably all right.

In summary, city-slicker, farmer, suburbanite – we can all get along. Plus, if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that that New Jersey sucks. Sorry Holly.

— Erik · Mar 7, 04:23 AM · #
i like turtles

— 2312121 · Mar 7, 05:56 AM · #
The image is not funny and you’re all a bunch of idiots.

Fuck off.

— agent · Mar 7, 06:00 AM · #
Erik FTW

— burbs · Mar 7, 06:03 AM · #
““Nah we’ve never bin to a farm before.”
Your grammar and spelling sucks. Looks like your city education sucks as well.
Here you go – no, we’ve never been to a farm before.”

“You’re” grammar sucks just as much if not worse, kiddo.

— Kevin · Mar 6, 11:04 AM · #

god damn you are some sort of idiot trying to correct the way he used “your” when it is correct and then you pull out “you’re” (which means you are). I mean holy shit your stupid…

And these aren’t puppies they are transformed watertowers trying to take over the world!

— OG MUDBONE · Mar 7, 06:24 AM · #
Is it true farmers keep their socks on when having sex?

— Jack Meoff · Mar 7, 06:25 AM · #
Gesundheit!

— Daan Zonderland · Mar 7, 06:27 AM · #
The undead pig is devouring those helpless disguised polar water tower bears in its attempt to dominate the world by inciting riots among farmers and city folk alike.

The fact that its diabolical plan is actually working shows that there is indeed no hope for humankind.

Whilst you discuss this among yourselves further, I’ll be in my bunker patiently awaiting the Undead Pig-Ocalypse.

Cheers :)

“Undead Pig – Tastes so good, you’ll wander the earth aimlessly looking for more”

— Darian Knight · Mar 7, 06:57 AM · #
You dumbfucks are aware that a higher percentage of farmworkers have college degrees than city people, right?

Jesus christ, you’re all idiots. “I’m better than you because I don’t live on a farm.”

Fucking hell, go one month without eating food that started at a farm, then come back and tell me how you feel.

You’ll feel fucking dead, that’s how you’ll feel.

— Canti · Mar 7, 07:26 AM · #
Quote:
““Nah we’ve never bin to a farm before.”
Your grammar and spelling sucks. Looks like your city education sucks as well.
Here you go – no, we’ve never been to a farm before.”

“You’re” grammar sucks just as much if not worse, kiddo.

— Kevin · Mar 6, 11:04 AM · #

god damn you are some sort of idiot trying to correct the way he used “your” when it is correct and then you pull out “you’re” (which means you are). I mean holy shit your stupid…

And these aren’t puppies they are transformed watertowers trying to take over the world!

— OG MUDBONE · Mar 7, 06:24 AM

Ok, if you’re going to be a grammar nazi, at the very least make sure you’re using the right spelling of your/you’re in your rebuttal. “I mean holy shit your stupid…” Spell check checks spelling, not grammar so you’re going to need to use those reading skills. Lastly, being unable to use correct spelling and grammar is not a sign of stupidity; I know some absolutely brilliant people who can’t write an accurate paragraph to save their lives. This is why we employ editors and grammarians.

I also thought at first that the pig was another dog. It took me a few seconds to notice the hoof.

— Saturnine · Mar 7, 07:45 AM · #
Funny thing is, I’m an old farmboy with a B.S. M.S. M.B.A. and Ph.D. The big city in this state send their brats down to farm country to get educated by farmboys (and girls) like me.

— D. Umbhick · Mar 7, 07:53 AM · #
All this talk is pointless anyway. It’s obvious the image of the polar bears is Photoshopped.

I can tell by the pixels because I took a Photoshop course in my fancy college.

— Erik · Mar 7, 07:56 AM · #
This is a funny picture, but clearly the comments make this worth seeing.

— A · Mar 7, 09:28 AM · #
“Your grammar and spelling sucks”
Don’t you mean “suck”?

— Oh Man · Mar 7, 09:50 AM · #
I fucking love the internet.

— Jonny · Mar 7, 09:58 AM · #
I live on a farm and as long as the pig was routinely wormed for tapeworm and hydatid tapeworm, i don’t see the problem, that’s just what everyone feeds their dogs, but in unprocessed form…..

— emohillbilly · Mar 7, 10:00 AM · #
and to the IDIOT who said they were Polar Bears… last time i checked polar bears didn’t have tails….and an all round puppy appearance…douche

— emohillbilly · Mar 7, 10:02 AM · #
everyone calm the fuck down. ITS THE INTERNET>> NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

— fasdfasd · Mar 7, 10:05 AM · #
I think it is all a matter of choice. I grew up on a farm joined the military, after I earned my degree and spent 20 years working in a major city. Now I live on a small farm and im in heaven. Its quiet, the air is clean, water is pure. I love it and my friends from the city are jealous when they visit. A person who refers to a farm boy as stupid doesn’t know squat. I would rather live here than surrounded by the filth of the city.

— albitor1 · Mar 7, 10:15 AM · #
Ins’t it ncie taht msot poelpe can stlil raed tihs eevn thgouh the selpling is ralely bad. Also the animals eating the pig look a bit overweight. I think that they need to go on a diet. eYe also, “imagine- humans> could figure, (opposite of in) what this means.

— Adam · Mar 7, 10:15 AM · #
SQQEEEEEEEAAAAAAL!!!!! we farm boys sure do love man on man anal lovin!

— Jimbob · Mar 7, 10:16 AM · #
This argument is fucking hilarious.

— Mole · Mar 7, 10:22 AM · #
i would comment here but i don’t think it would matter.

— pbr-tard · Mar 7, 10:22 AM · #
Why is it that every funny thing I come across on the net has these people commenting on how everyone else is an idiot for thinking something is funny? Don’t people realize that their way is not the only way? Holy shit, and I thought I didn’t have a sense of humour. If it’s funny laugh, if it’s not, don’t try to make me feel bad for laughing. Or if you feel you must try, you will not accomplish anything unless you use some kind of valid argument. “Fuck off” and “You are a stupid farm boy or city girl (for example)” is not going to change my reasoning. OH PS SORRY IF MY GRAMMAR SUCKS…pshh.

PPS I THINK THE PICTURE IS HILARIOUS.

— Sp00n · Mar 7, 10:26 AM · #
I like farms.

— mumu · Mar 7, 10:42 AM · #
I think everybody is entitled to their own opinion, i love the mountains personally, fresh bud etc. but seriously, what’s the point of arguing.

— Pitter · Mar 7, 11:04 AM · #
boring academic owner of capital? probably all these to all people. but not a real farmer I very much doubt. Quite liked the city boy, dosen’t seem to have to convince himself and all that he is happy.and who cares about grandmamar.

— why didn't I stumble on? · Mar 7, 11:15 AM · #
I.WILL.KILL.YOU.ALL.SIGNED,SATAN. There, now can we switch to another pointless subject instead of capitalism vs, uh, everyone? If anyone wants a real turnoff , go to a slaughterhouse or watch footage of the starving people in Africa. There is no shortage of horror in our everyday life. Also there are plenty of things to be thankful for in America for almost everyone takes it for granted.

— exfarmerboy · Mar 7, 12:13 PM · #
Hahahaha, that pig is so cute!

— KurtS · Mar 7, 12:16 PM · #
“Your grammar and spelling sucks”
Don’t you mean “suck”?

— Oh Man

Yep, It appears that they’re both adept at dumbassery.

— awesome · Mar 7, 12:21 PM · #
fuck puppies

— shittyshittyfuckfuck · Mar 7, 12:34 PM · #
“Oh Man,” your grammar fails. :]
It’s “your grammar and spelling sucks.”
Why? Because spelling is not plural.
If you were saying “spellings” then it would be “suck.”

This is coming from someone who grew up in the back country, too. Oh, damn. I’m from the South, from the country.

But I’m not a moron.

— Y. Mom · Mar 7, 03:25 PM · #
“Oh Man,” your grammar fails. :]
It’s “your grammar and spelling sucks.”
Why? Because spelling is not plural.
If you were saying “spellings” then it would be “suck.”
——————-
No. The action verb, suck, should still be suck because there is a plural subject. Both grammar and spelling are the subject of the sentence, therefore the verb needs to be in the plural form also – suck. You would only use sucks if either there was one subject (Your grammar sucks. or Your spelling sucks) or if the word sucks was applied immediately after each subject (Your grammar sucks and your spelling sucks.) but since that would be more in the nature of a run on, you would want to avoid using it that way.

— pgigglebrain · Mar 7, 05:57 PM · #
Obviously shopped.

— T. Ired · Mar 7, 06:08 PM · #
“Couldn’t these be polar bears? I’m just saying..” BEST COMMENT BY FAR! hahahahaha :) P.S. – What’s so bad about giving the pups the leftovers? It’s actually wasting less of the pig. :)

— Casey · Mar 7, 07:03 PM · #
Dogs are horrible animals with one purpose; to clean up the carcass scraps that humans leave behind

— Catperson · Mar 7, 08:13 PM · #
You’re all assholes.

There, solved the entire grammar argument :)

Nobody cares who you are, where you’re from, or what degree in what type of jackassery you do or do not have. Just look at the puppies and dead pig, and move on.

— Justin · Mar 7, 08:44 PM · #
Toy Story 2 was okay!

— Ha ha ha · Mar 8, 01:05 AM · #
Now I got hungry.

— B. Odylotion · Mar 8, 01:48 AM · #
LMFAO

— Sam Clemens · Mar 8, 01:58 AM · #
polar bears from crash bandicoot came down and feasted on the remains of sir plumkin; the king of all piggly wigs, nemesis to crash, and an avid reader of the times.

the piggly wigs shall get their revenge soon enough senior bandicoot!

PHOTOSHOPED!

INSERT GENERIC IGNORANT STATEMENT HERE!

farmers suck ma dix!

p.s. the names on these posts are really funny!

— justdo M. ybut. · Mar 8, 04:32 AM · #
mmmmmmmmm pork.. i wonder if those dogs are jews???

— muff licker · Mar 8, 04:54 AM · #
Sorry but what the fuck. Seems to me that this page is the biggest waste of time I have ever seen. Why do people bother putting such a load of shite on stumble upon? Maybe better spending your time doing something more productive, like cutting your toe nails or sleeping!!!

— mike · Mar 8, 07:16 AM · #
COCK

— COCKMAISTRO · Mar 8, 08:04 AM · #
crap ppl its a friggen picture

— No clue · Mar 8, 09:16 AM · #
All Hail Mr. Bungle

— Fedewa · Mar 8, 09:17 AM · #
I have to say that “farm boys” are going to made obsolete by vertical farming so us “city boys” can feed ourselves.

Good luck dealing with Monsanto. They’re driven by city boys too!

— Master Ninja · Mar 8, 09:18 AM · #
anyone posting here is gay
exept me faggots

— gays · Mar 8, 10:40 AM · #
Well, you city folk, farm boys, and everything in between are all big dumb douche bags. I live on the fucking moon, bitches, and I’ve got a fucking BS, BA, MS, Ph.D, Psy.D, GED, and a Jc.K. Martians gave me that last one, smart folk they are. (But really, the mooninites will take over the world I tell you.

— W. Orthless · Mar 8, 11:19 AM · #
you can have a degree in farming… its called agricultural engineering.

— wow. · Mar 8, 11:19 AM · #
Totally photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.

— Anon a Moose · Mar 8, 11:20 AM · #
Fuck these comments.

— joe · Mar 8, 11:21 AM · #
I feed my ferret an occasional baby mouse, because in the wild that’s what they eat- baby animals. It’s nature..

Leftovers maybe?

www.jessicaneedsanewnose.com

— Jessica · Mar 8, 11:23 AM · #
i like penises!

— ilikepenises · Mar 8, 12:23 PM · #
one day i was just walking along me being a dog and all and suddenly i came across this head thing. didn’t kno what it belonged to so i called my niggas up and told them bout it and they told their niggas bout it so i started selling tickets. everyone came to see the unidentified head object paid a lot to see it too. so then one day some white bitch came along and was like shoo get away dogs and all my niggas niggas ran and never came back. so i had a problem i wasnt makin any money anymore. so me and 3 other of my niggas were just here hangin w/ the head and we got a little hungry we debated for liek 3 dog years on whether to eat it or not. we ended up doin it. shit was soo cash.

— teh biggest bitchcunt · Mar 8, 01:01 PM · #
Is it me or is all the arguing makeing you really horny for your Mom?…..

— confused about mommy · Mar 8, 02:30 PM · #
I think we can all agree if your a city boy or farm boy it doesn’t matter. All that matters is at least you’re not a woman.

— Haha · Mar 8, 05:51 PM · #
No one gives a shit about any of this. Piss off, world!

*I hope that I have managed to not piss anyone off by using poor grammar or pitiful spelling. Oh wait. I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks, either.

— U. R. Retarded · Mar 8, 06:08 PM · #
I like to eat animals. Humans are animals. If it weren’t for farms. I wouldn’t have any good side dishes. Thus, I would have to eat your children, since they are made of everything nice and need no sides. If it weren’t for cities, I probably wouldn’t have any friends to eat them with.

As for the argument about which is smarter… I really don’t care, as long as you can’t run faster than me, you’re as good as dinner.

— cannibal · Mar 8, 06:59 PM · #
Im glad we all have a place where we dont have to pretend to like eachother but when it all comes down to it,

~~Argueing with idiots only makes you a fool. You cant convince the stupid that they are wrong.~~

But i know there will be some bright idea from a great mind that says i dont know anything, then i would have to say at least i cant admit it. So here’s an idea to kick around when you get tired of kicking your fellow “man” (as in human-kind) I personally thinks its hilarious.

-Does asking a rhetorical question make you clever, or just an asshole?

— F. Utility · Mar 9, 05:35 AM · #
So how about the possibility that this picture was not even taken on a farm? I just thought I would throw that out there. Second, regardless of your background do you really feel that you increase the legitimacy of your statements, comment or opinions buy giving us (the stumblers) a bit of your questionable background? Whether or not you have gone to college or still attend, and even the amount of degrees you have, it really does not suit your own personal defense as to why then you are stooping so low to reply to what appears to be the work of a 13 year old. So basically we all got worked up over (S. Omebody · Mar 3, 09:05 PM). Lets all relax and take just click what ever link it maybe that you have to keep surfing. And remember everyone on the internet has life made, and is the envy of everyone else. It is why we spend the countless hours we do on the internet and not actually anywhere else. :)

— Master of the Internet · Mar 9, 06:03 AM · #
I used my big city education to move to a third world country where they eat dogs, so that I could buy a dog farm, and feed them pigs, on which, I took this picture.

Thanks for noticing!

— Dipmy B. Allsinit · Mar 9, 06:07 AM · #
Farms are cool Ranches are KING

— All Texan · Mar 9, 07:39 AM · #
I own a farm inside a city.
Checkmate.

— torpedo · Mar 9, 09:21 AM · #
bark bark! ruff ruff. grrrrrr. bark bark bark! arooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bark ruff ruff rufff bark? ruff bark…

whimper…

— puppy no. 2 · Mar 9, 12:20 PM · #
It just goes to show, you can’t be too careful.

— Russ from Peacehaven · Mar 9, 12:50 PM · #
Hey, everyone be nice to farm folks. It’s not entirely their fault they’ve yet to gain the intelligence to evolve and crawl out of the trees.

— That guy who does that stuff with the things · Mar 9, 01:04 PM · #
“You dumbfucks are aware that a higher percentage of farmworkers have college degrees than city people, right?”

And China has more Europeans then Europe. Dude, ratios?

— Uhm · Mar 9, 02:26 PM · #
you are all fucktards because i own the sea
and that is where it be!

— Poop Snuff · Mar 9, 03:12 PM · #
All of you fools can check out my picture on the bottom of the page and see who rules. You dumb humans can feed me and smell my finger

— Dirty Finger · Mar 10, 07:39 AM · #
Forget you guys…. I am hungry!

— A. Person · Mar 10, 11:27 AM · #
Awwww! So edible, oops, adorable!

— T. Hebody · Mar 10, 03:48 PM · #
I don’t even remember what the picture was. I’m now stuck in this moral dilemma of whether or not I made the right decision to move from the city to the country. Apparently I am far less intelligent now.

— redneckintraining · Mar 10, 07:38 PM · #
Ya’ll rednecks come around now. Ain’t nothing wrong with farmin’ and ain’t nothing wrong with bad grammar either….if you a reeedneck farmer. Honestly, farming has its own life entirely different from the city, but it ain’t half as bad or hard to learn by a “city boy”. The picture is clear, if we had to we could ALL pick up farming, I mean, our ancestors have done it w/o any schooling whatsoever. However, not all farmers can become “city boys”. Personally, you “farmers” act like you despise the city, the “moving life”, the rapid change all b/c you couldn’t and probably wouldn’t fit in. It is hidden jealousy that you will never admit to, but u know that I’m right. I love the farm when i want to get away from the city…. But I could only get away for at most ONE weekend.

775731

— City Boy · Mar 12, 02:37 AM · #
Just curious, to the people who say the puppies are polar bears, I was wondering if you could get me a picture of these polar bears with long tails, thanks. :-)

— Polar Dogs · Mar 12, 08:47 AM · #
Is it just me, or do those puppies look to be a little bit on the chunky side?

— Anonymous · Mar 12, 09:04 AM · #
I can’t believe I wasted my time reading about 10 of these comments before leaving. You guys need something better to do.

— Bored · Mar 12, 09:07 AM · #
Did he died?

— TheGuy · Mar 12, 09:14 AM · #
I killed a beaver with a stick once.

— Frank Burns · Mar 12, 10:35 AM · #
Children, children, children. Don’t you think it’s time you all grew up and moved on with your lives? You’re arguing like a group of five-year-olds. Well, even that might be too generous.

Both farms and cities have their uses. As it currently stands, our society would be left unable to function without either. It’s the same thing with college, which, by the way, will NEVER be a “thing of the past.” (Unless this is the movie “Idiocracy.”) But in all seriousness, try going to a doctor who never got an college education. See how well that works out for you. (And then come talk to me about your medical malpractice case.)

Now, as a tort lawyer, I believe most of you have an excellent case for defamation. And although it’ll definitely be a conflict of interest and illegal, I’ll be glad to represent the farmers and the city-slickers for a nominal fee. Remember, I only make money if you win!

Oh, and those puppies are so freaking cute, I could just eat them up. This made my day. No, seriously. It did.

— Sue Your-Ass · Mar 12, 10:37 AM · #
ah, and i thought the picture was funny…people get waay into their blogs

— hahaha · Mar 12, 10:41 AM · #
Okay guys. Here’s the deal…
Farms don’t exist, nor do cities. In reality, all that exists is the void, and therefore your arguments are null and meaningless. I am speaking to you from within the void, and I assure you, you all just look like a bunch of idiots arguing farm vs. city when neither one means anything to the demons that rule the Multiverse. They feed on souls. You are all food.
Think about it.

— Jesus · Mar 12, 12:41 PM · #
Jesus, stop screwing around on the internet and get back to your homework!

— God · Mar 12, 01:15 PM · #
those are my dogs. fuck with me i’ll sick them on you. so fuck off you fucking mother fuckers!
i hate you all and i hate the world right now. no i am NOT emo. of u think i am ill sick my dogs on u. i know were u live.

— moon13 · Mar 12, 01:19 PM · #
its a great idealogy

— top internet blog · Mar 13, 02:20 AM · #
stfu.stfu.stfu.stfu.stfu. all ya’ll suck penis

— thatoneguywhofuckedyourmom · Mar 13, 10:16 AM · #
I tell you over and over again….city boys are worthless…Picture this: a farmer boy and lemmonade under a tree……
Dont worry be happy…make love to a farmer boy today:)

— nocturna · Mar 14, 02:43 AM · #
I love my Cavewoman, Lemonade and Bacon, Lettuce and her Tomato’s
How does your garden grow?

~OD2

— OD2 · Mar 14, 05:26 AM · #
Fuck you I own everything bitches, even if you don’t believe in me I own your sad ass. Oh yeah quit lying about all the dollars you got, the welfare debit card is not having “dollas”. Also sitting in your cold ass public housing because you can’t afford heat doesn’t mean your “chillin”.

— God · Mar 14, 08:22 PM · #
You know how they make those fighting games all balanced and stuff? That’s how real life is.

— Dude... · Mar 16, 06:14 AM · #
Im gonna get me some farmland edumacations

— Ray · Mar 16, 08:01 AM · #
We gots sews many pigs wease usees em as targit praktiss. gots to keep the wildlife fed

— Yekul · Mar 16, 08:28 AM · #
shit i stumbled on this and read on and i can’t believe i wasted so much time. me writing this now makes me kind of pathetic but i have to say something. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE FUCKING GRAMMER/SPELLING SHIT ITS A FUCKING PICTURE AND THE “REDNECKS” AND “CITY BOYS” NEED TO ALL GET FUCKING LIVES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING WHO IS BETTER. ITS A FUCKING PICTURE THATS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY IT“S NOT SOME FUCKING DEBATE STARTING, WORLD CHANGING, AWE INSPIRING PHOTO MEANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD. AND BY CALLING PEOPLE NAMES AND BEING AN ASSHOLE OVER THE INTERNET TO PEOPLE WHO YOU WILL NEVER MEET AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOW, YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY THE BIGGEST FUCKING TOOLS IN THE WORLD. and i am too now becuse i wasted my life writing this. and im awesome because i used the word fuck alot. because according to people on here, that makes you cool. so goodbuy. oops, sorry, a typo. goodbye.

— wasted life · Mar 16, 10:09 AM · #
you’re all idiots. every motherfucking last one of you.

and to these farmboy/cityboy morons:

you know, arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics. even if you win, you are still retarded.

— noneyafuckingbuisness · Mar 16, 10:55 AM · #
AAhaha, Kevin from comment 19…what a douchebag

— Dabnasty · Mar 16, 11:58 AM · #
I grew up on a farm, worked on them pretty much most of my young adult life. I go to a large school in a very big city (Chicago, that’s a big city right?). I have a roof top garden where I grow the lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, radishes, and sativa which I consume (when it’s warm). I’ve been enjoying this conversation and have way to many points to make about it, but I will limit it to only a few.
Please do not begin a sentence with a conjunction.
Please do not make generalizations like “all” or “only” or “never” when discussing different types of people. It’s as closed minded as being racist.
It is probably more likely we will have no farms in this country before we have no higher education. (self sustaining greenhouses and, at a stretch, grown meat from tissue without a host)
This picture is decent, however it is not nearly as entertaining as the thread.
Carry on.

— i cant believe u read this far! · Mar 16, 05:56 PM · #
anyone that leaves a message on a comment board is fucking retarded to begin with.

— genowhirl · Mar 16, 08:11 PM · #
I hate America, it is a greedy place.

— A. Merica Sucks Cock · Mar 16, 10:42 PM · #
hahahahahah #19. What an idiot. Correcting someone’s proper grammar using improper grammar is moronic. “You’re” means “you are”, fool.

— grammarcomment · Mar 17, 12:00 AM · #
I am a city man who has spent the past 5 years in the country. I have to say without farmers and ranchers its true you would not have meat. Without the industry of the city you would not have those massive machines that make your life that much easier on a farm however.

— Glenn · Mar 17, 07:29 AM · #
This is the most evilful reply list I have evr met.

— C. Onfuzed · Mar 17, 09:05 AM · #
REALLYALLWENEEDNOWISACOUPLEINCONSIDERATEJERKOFFSWHOONLYTYPEINCAPSANDDONTUSESPACINGORPUNCTUAUTION…..

— John Jacob Jungleheiner schmitt · Mar 17, 11:07 PM · #
Nom Nom Nom!

— Mike Rotch · Mar 18, 10:37 PM · #
I grew up on a farm in Kansas, worked on them pretty much most of my young adult life. Then I decided to study a little, so I graduated from MIT and after that got an MBA at Harvard. Currently earning more than all of you make together.

And the photo is so cute.

— tanpi · Mar 18, 10:49 PM · #
These comment attacks are much more funny than the picture!

— Random Stumbler · Mar 20, 11:29 AM · #
E. Verybody escaped Murphy’s Law
good job

— C. Ongragulations · Mar 21, 09:44 AM · #
I realized by reading all of these wonderful comments, that are attacking two different ways of life (city life and rural farm life,) only one thing. Arguing over the internet is like winning a gold medal at the special Olympics: You may win, but in the end you’re still retarded.

Hopefully everyone learns to realize that its quite foolish to argue on the “interweb.”

By the way, I grew up on a farm (and still work on it) and now hold two Master’s Degrees.

— guy · Mar 23, 04:56 PM · #
Fighting on the internet is like winning the special Olympics, even if you “win” your still a retard.

— therestoftheinternet · Mar 23, 09:27 PM · #

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