I don’t think that’s a suicide…clearly, that penguin was pushed. Perhaps this is evidence of a killer whale cult of penguins making a sacrificial offering to their terrifying god so that they don’t get eaten, along the lines of aboriginal tribes pushing “offerings” into active volcanos?
Look guys, ima let you in from the inside. This cult thing is very real, and very, very dangerous. Don’t let them hear you talking about it. you may be the next one over.
The image may be photoshopped, but penguins really do check the water for predators in this fashion. They get in a mob, and start scooting towards the edge. If the first couple that get bumped in don’t become a tasty treat the rest hop in after. It’s like a lottery… OF DEATH!
So much about the cute free Willy:P
— Mila · Feb 9, 12:46 AM · #
I don’t think that’s a suicide…clearly, that penguin was pushed. Perhaps this is evidence of a killer whale cult of penguins making a sacrificial offering to their terrifying god so that they don’t get eaten, along the lines of aboriginal tribes pushing “offerings” into active volcanos?
— G. Goodman · Feb 19, 08:31 AM · #
Maybe he saw a fish in there.
— Vyra · Feb 19, 11:52 AM · #
yea, a giant killer fish.
— obviously · Feb 20, 07:57 AM · #
its like an awesome game of lemmings without the gay puzzles
— anthony pittarelli · Feb 20, 06:34 PM · #
he’s a remarkably cunning penguin – he is going to eat the KW from the inside.
— carnivore · Feb 23, 01:32 PM · #
This looks like a “motivational” poster to me in the making.
— Light · Feb 28, 06:13 PM · #
PHOTOSHOP!
I can tell by the pixels
— Woo · Mar 3, 03:48 PM · #
I’m going with comment #2. It’s cult thing I’m sure. I never trusted Penguins! Damn them!
— GawdOfThunder · Mar 6, 10:23 AM · #
Look guys, ima let you in from the inside. This cult thing is very real, and very, very dangerous. Don’t let them hear you talking about it. you may be the next one over.
— Head Hancho · Mar 8, 02:29 PM · #
The image may be photoshopped, but penguins really do check the water for predators in this fashion. They get in a mob, and start scooting towards the edge. If the first couple that get bumped in don’t become a tasty treat the rest hop in after. It’s like a lottery… OF DEATH!
— No one of consequence · Mar 9, 05:31 AM · #
awesome!
— monkey · Mar 9, 02:43 PM · #
maybe its some kind of extreme form of penguin population control x
— betty xxx · Mar 16, 05:41 AM · #